Waylon Diablo

Reached in my pocket there’s peanut butter
I must have forgotten my imaginary letter
My imaginary girlfriend can’t remember her name
She looks a lot like yo’ mamma, but she’s younger
SHE’S YOUNGER, SHE’S YOUNGER THAN YO MAMMA, & SHE’S THINNER …!!!
(PUKEING SOUNDS)
My imaginary lover she can’t make up her mind
If she’s a blond or a redhead She keeps changing all the time.
She’s always changing shape & she changes her color
So I wrote her a letter that we should go out with others
WE..SHOULD..GO..OUT WITH OTHERS!!!!!
(PUNK ROCK SPASTIC EXPLITIVES…)
My imaginary girlfriend might be cheating on me
With a dominatrix midget who hijacked my fantasy
I’m not good enough for her imaginary mother
Who says 1st love yourself & then you can’t love any another
YOU… CAN’T… LOVE ANY… OTHER! (CRYING/WAILING…)

AIN’T LIFE FUN:(WAIT FOR HIGH BASS NOTE)
WELL SLIDE ON INTO MY LIZARDSKIN JALOPY
WE’LL RIDE ON UP TO THE MT. TIPPY TOPPY
THROW SNOW BALLS. VOLCANO’S SLUSHY & SLOPPY
HAVE A STICKY PICNICY. I’LL PICK YOU A POPPY
HYPNOTIZE ME MAKE ME DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN
MAKE MY CUCKOO CLOCK START TA TICKING
SHIMMY LITTLE BITTLE PUT THE MAN IN THE MIDDLE
I’’LL CRAWL RIGHT IN & PLAY MY FIDDLE(2 BASS LINES)
WE’LL SKATE AN ALLIGATOR OUT TA SURF A TSUNAMI
EAT A BOWL OF DONUT HOLE & A RED HOT MOMMY
DRINK FINE PINK WINE FROM MY CANTEENO
THEN I’D SLAP MY TAMBORINO
AIN’T LIFE FUN, NOW? AIN’T LIFE FUN?
AIN’T LIFE FUN, YEAH? AIN’T LIFE FUN?(4 BASS LINES)
WRAP ME UP IN A DIAMOND COLLAR
& I’LL BUY YOU A BLUE KANGAROO FOR A DOLLAR
LE’ME WHAM BAM A DRUMSTICK LICK & HOLLER
WHERE THA BULLDOG PULL I’LL BE BOUND TO FOLLOW
WE STARLIGHT DOGFIGHT IN A FLY BI-PLANO
& PARACHUTE NAKED INTO A HURRICANO
EAT A DISH OF LICORICE, DRINK PINK CHAMPAGO
THEN I’D PLAY MY POLKA DOT PIANO (2 BASS LINES)
I’LL BRING A RUBY RING & A MIRIACHI
& SPLASH SOME ASH AROUND YOUR HOT HIBACHI
WE’LL SNEAK INTO THE ZOO TO SEE SOME PORCUPINES MATE
WHILE WE WIGGLE & GIGGLE & STAY UP LATE.
AIN’T LIFE FUN, NOW? AIN’T LIFE FUN?
AIN’T LIFE FUN, YEAH? AIN’T LIFE FUN? (GUITAR SOLO)

Well she’s doing what she has to do
And so will you.. you’ll be okay
And life she has this funny thing that she does
Ripping apart… every single day.
And last night I heard some life changing shit
I felt so un equiped, for the world ahead of me
And I want to stomp my feel and pull me hair
but I’d rather not care
and should probably just let it be.
yeah cuz she’s doing what she has to do
And you’re doing what you have to do.
Call in sick or step right up, scream out loud or just shut up
She’s doing what she has to do
and in the end so will you. so will you. so will you.

My life up until this point has been
A great farce and a disapointment,
I don’t know if it can stop.
can’t keep my feet from running off.
will it ever stop? I don’t know
so I shake so bad I should soon explode
I don’t know what the world has in store for me so I should just let it be.
I should probably just let it be.

I’d hate to see you hungry
I’d love to see you starve
I’d hate to see you smilin at me like ya used to
Underneath the stars
I’d hate to hear ya want me
I’d hate to hear I do
I’d hate to have you holding my hand as
I hated standing next to you

But I can’t control Myself
Like ya used to do

Can’t stand on the faultline
But I always do
I always do and do and do
And so do you

Can’t stand when the faults mine
But is always is
It always is and is and is
If you say it is

My head’s gonna blow
POP POP POP
Just like a balloon

Little Lucy

Lucy walked away from me this time,
But Lucy you loved me before and it made me feel alright
Me and my girl basking in your glow and,
Pumping dollars through the hole
Lucy baby, make me feel alright

My Little lucy
Little Lucy

My girl she don’t wanna see you again
But us and you and Mr. Cash were becoming such good friends
So tonight I’ll sit and dream of you while, stairing across a smoke filled room oh,
Lucy I’m sorry but this has to end

My Little Lucy
Little Lucy